Terry understands if you feel sad
[ID: an image of a fat shark with text around him. text at the top
says “Terry the fat shark has returned.” text below says “Terry has no
gift, Terry hopes that his presence will be enough of a gift this week,
Terry will return next Wednesday.” end ID]
POWEROUS
I love this, because there’s obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but it’s also profoundly ignorant.
[ID: A screenshot of a Grammarly correction, labelled “clarity: conciseness”. The original text reads “Every book, which wasn’t many…” This is crossed out with the suggestion “Everyn’t many book” and the note “Consider shortening this phrase.” /end id]
Story time: this reminds me of some kids in an English class I’m in. They were doing written work and the teacher and I were going around checking their work. They had to do like, “do/do not”, and one example was “prepare”. Something like “My father does not/doesn’t prepare dinner”. I look at this one kid’s paper and this galaxy-brained child had written “My father preparen’t dinner” and it took everything in me to not lose it laughing right there like. This child saw a pattern and ran with it and I respect that.
Intermittentlysmitten hid this in the tags and shouldn’t have.
ID: Tag - “Pretty clever actually but alas, English allown’t us to do it.” [End desc]
cobblers probably thought their profession would never die out. "people will wear shoes forever". true bitch but you did not account for other factors
Terry understands if you feel sad
[ID: an image of a fat shark with text around him. text at the top
says “Terry the fat shark has returned.” text below says “Terry has no
gift, Terry hopes that his presence will be enough of a gift this week,
Terry will return next Wednesday.” end ID]
I love seeing those posts on tumblr about subjects I know absolutely nothing about, but which are clearly devastating in context. Like just one single sentence statements like "You can perfectly sort every AQ84F3 -game into four different genre categories based on how fuckable they made the goblins", and there's 40k of notes, most of which are people saying "OP oh my god why the fuck does this make perfect sense. I can't unsee it now. I will kill you with a hammer."
Very cool life update: I am hopefully getting a tattoo of my favorite cave painting ever by someone who is equally obsessed with lost species of humans, I made bread for a friend who biked to get it from me, I have begun packing my belongings, and I think for a moment it is okay.
The boys are going in my body this week I am so stoked
THE BOYS ARE HERE
im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle
don't forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today
Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me
Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy
my sleepy ass could never be executed at dawn
i dont know how many more dishes i got left in me bro
collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it
